Sixty Second Review

Short reviews on everything pop culture.

What we`re about

We`re here to offer you our honest opinion of the popular and not so popular medium that is television. Maybe you agree maybe you don't. Let us know via the comments.

Farewell Skins

Monday saw the final episode of Skins, read my review. What did you think about Season Two? Want to know if Skins has been renewed for a third season? What do we currently know about season three? Skins returns in early 2009!

Review: New Amsterdam: Legacy

Season 1 / Episode 6 / "Legacy"
"Things are slowing down..."
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Again we're introduced to another branch of John's family tree which John is thrown into it by a case and discovery of an old family member. This episode marks a point where the level of enjoyment has taken a little dip for me. Things are loosing pace, slowing down. Maybe the excitement of the new show has worn off.

I'm trying to put my finger on exactly what I'm having issues with. The story is my biggest complaint. It seemed dull and lifeless this week. Learning of all of John's past mistakes and family abandonment makes him a lot less likeable.

I hope they can crank things up over the next few episodes. Make the crimes a little more personal or even the back story a little more exciting.




Review: The Power of 10

The Power of 10 / Channel Nine/ Episode One
"What percentage of Australia's found this entertaining?"

If you can answer ten quirky questions in a row you can go home with one million dollars. That's the basic idea behind Channel 9's new game show which premiered tonight. Sounds easy and entertaining? Well you're wrong on both fronts.

The questions seem straight forward and are based on a survey of a small percentage of Australians. It's the answers that are the problem, had to gauge and are as good as random, its verging on a game of chance. The opening question for the show was: "What Percentage of Men claim to have man boobs?" This is classy entertainment at its best...

Channel Nine are really scraping the barrel here. The show has little entertainment value and the attempt at tension raising tactics of watching a bar go up and down a screen is overused and tiresome.

It lacks the appeal of Deal or No Deal and the intelligence of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I think once the ratings are in Nine will quickly pull the plug.


News: Tintin Movie

In another blast from the past a TinTin Movie is going to be made due to be released in 2009.

I was first introduced to TinTin via the animated television series which aired here on the ABC network some years ago.

Steven Spielberg has owned the rights to produce a trilogy of feature length live action movies for quite some time. Peter Jackson is rumoured to be directing all three films in a joint venture between DreamWorks & Universal Studios.

Unconfirmed reports state that a large percent of the film will be CGI with the result intending to mimic the original comic.

In Tintin related news: An original piece of artwork from the popular comic Tintin has sold at a Paris auction for a record price of €764,200 ($1.67 Million Australian).

Sources: Wiki | CBC.ca

Rant: Round the Twist / Children`s Programming

What has happened to great home grown Australian produced Children's Television? During one of my recent internet stumbles I was reminded of the original series Round the Twist which was one of my favourite shows growing up.

It had a four season run starting in 1989. I remember the actors changing a few times over the years, but the stories were original, extremely funny and children friendly.

The most memorable episodes would have to be: "Without my Pants" and "The Spaghetti Pigout".

Where have all the great Australian produced Children television shows gone? My generation grew up with such creative wonders. Looking at a TV Guide today and nothing even compares.

The Australian Government and Networks need to pour some more funding towards offering the children of today some decent entertainment.

Related Links: Youtube Clip of Without My Pants | Wikipedia | IMDB

Review: Return of the Gladiators

Australia's version of Gladiators returned last night on Channel Seven after ten years in hibernation. Channel 7 have been reminding us of Gladiator's long awaited return via constant advertising across many mediums for the last few weeks.

I did get caught up in this hype and tuned in and it looks like I wasn't the only one with 1.8 Million Australia's watching the events unfold. But almost before the first round had finished I realised that I was now ten years older and what I was watching was a little corny.

At the core, the concept of the show is a good one. Having people compete on a physical level is nothing new but its what sport is all about. Plus we all love watching a David vs Goliath battle, specially when David wins.

But what really set off my lame-o-meter (besides the name of the Gladiators) was the comments that the Gladiators made towards the contestants. It almost reminded me of two twelve year olds in the playground after school.

Much to my surprise Seven hadn't even updated the digital scoreboards or the feel of the show in ten years! I really felt like I was back in the 90's at one stage. Tom Williams' hosting appeal doesn't extend to this extreme either.

Look I know that its all part of the show's appeal. But I think they could pull better ratings if the show took itself seriously. Or even if they had a contestant vs contestant swing on the Gladiator ideals.

But ratings will soon reveal if Seven will release the unfed lions into the Gladiator arena.

News: Skins Cast Axed

In surprising news today I have just discovered that the entire cast of Skins that we have gotten to know and grown to love will be replaced for season three.

Show chief Bryan Elsley has confirmed that every two years they will replace the cast and follow a new direction / different stories.

This maybe a risky move as the fan base must now bond with new cast members and at least for the first few episodes be compared to the last.
I look forward to seeing how things progress.

Review: Site Meter

Technology / Analytics - Website Hit Counter - Visitor Tracking
"Far behind the leaders of the pack."

The Good: Its free, easy to sign up and easy to install the code on your website but that's where the good ends.

The Bad: The reports lack detail and aren't as easy to read as the competition. You must display a Site Meter logo to your website.

Summary: With strong competition in the market of free website hit counters Site Meter falls short. Visitor tracking is such an important marketing tool and Site Meter offers no real insight into what you're visitors like or where they came from.

Verdict: Look else where, two better products would be Google Analytics or StatCounter.

Links: Site Meter.


Review: Google Analytics

Technology / Analytics - Website Hit Counter - Visitor Tracking
"Great professional reports with extremely detailed information."

The Good: Google Analytics is free for starters and offers you private tracking without having to place any links or buttons on your site. The code is easy to install and gives you extremely detailed reports. They can be emailed to you whenever you wish, even in PDF. You can track and compare multiple websites.

The Bad: Things are almost almost a little too complicated. Although, you can make your own reports and have them displayed on your dashboard. I find that I have to dig through at least three pages to get at the information that I want. Also it appears that the reports are delayed by 24 hours. Google won't give you visitors IP addresses because of their privacy policy and they also report ISP information incorrectly (for Australian ISP's anyway).

Summary: A extremely great free offering from Google that you can't pass up. It generates extremely professional looking reports in which you can export in many forms. They can be emailed to you automatically. Simple and easy to use interface, you can monitor all of your sites in one place and compare them. Only down side is things are a little too complicated, you can't look at visitors IP addresses and results maybe delayed by 24 hours.

Verdict: Perfect, if you don't require visitor IP addresses and a slight delay in you're reports. (Google gives you the option of allowing them to use your information for their benefit but you can disable this).

Links: Google Analytics.



Review: eXTReMe Tracking (Free Version)

Technology / Analytics - Website Hit Counter - Visitor Tracking
"One of the best the web has to offer, only one downfall."

The Good: eXTReMe Tracking offers a great service for free. Extremely detailed tracking of visitors, where they came from, how long they stayed and so forth. Even gives you their IP address which is great for tracing individual visitors (last 20 visitors only). All of the reports are simple and easy to read.

The Bad: Unless you pay you've got to have an eXTReMe Tracking button on your website which also links to your reports. Which means your competition has direct access to how popular your site is. Also won't email you reports per week or month. If you run multiple websites you can't compare them within eXTReMe Tracking you would have to do this manually.

Summary: If you're in the market for a good free basic analytics program with the trade off of advertising them in the form of a button. Then eXTReMe Tracking offer a great service. Just beware that everyone can view your reports! Also you have to manually review your reports they cannot be emailed to you.

Verdict: Great price (free) and great service if you're happy to display their logo and your personal reports to everyone.

Links: eXTReMe Tracking.


Review: LG KG290 (Optus Prepaid)

Technology / Mobile Phone / LG KG290 (Optus Prepaid)
"Standard Mobile Phone, over priced and with two major faults."

This is your basic mobile telephone with standard phone features plus a built in 1.3MP camera, MP3 playback, FM Radio, bluetooth & expandable memory (micro SD). There isn't a USB cable included in the box so make sure you have access to bluetooth.

Now for the problems: You are unable to disable or change the sound which the phone makes when you open or close the slider. This becomes painfully annoying everytime you want to make use of your phone. Its enough to put it on silent permanently.

Secondly you are also unable to change the alert sound for incoming messages. Such a basic and simple function is unbelievably not enabled.

For the money its just simply not worth it. The phone has no major features which make it stand out in this price bracket and two basic features of personalising your phone are disabled.

Verdict: Avoid look at a Nokia.

Make: LG
Model: LG290
Price: $169
Network: Optus
Type: Prepaid

Links: Optus LG290 Homepage


News: Jericho: Movie / Change of Studios Possible

There are a lot of whispers around the internet today about the possible return of Jericho for a third season or maybe even a feature length movie.

For fans that would like to get behind the movement there is a great post here which explains what, who and how to get in touch with.
Jericho was saved once, is it possible again for a second time? The ratings for the final episode of Jericho clocked in at about 6 million viewers. I also read that a rerun of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit got over double that...

Rant: Farewell Jericho

Rant / Farewell Jericho

Jericho was built on a refresh concept, something that television had been lacking. Season one took us on a ride of putting the pieces together of what had happened. Finding ourselves in a small town with little news from the outside world was excellent.

The twists and turns were creative, the characters real and captivating. Season one was excellent television. Then CBS pulled the plug. Fans were outraged that things were left in such a state. CBS green lighted 7 new episodes.

Season two was not so well executed but the season finale redeemed itself. If the show could have held on to its original themes things could have been so different.

Farewell Jericho, it was good while it lasted.

Summary: Jericho: Season 2

Season 2 / Jericho / Summary
"Season one of Jericho was a hard act to follow, at least season two finished with some closure."
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With Jericho season one finishing on a cliff-hanger we saw fans rally worldwide seeking closure then it was announced that Jericho wasn't returning. Then unbelievably our prayers were answered and Jericho was renewed.

With the fate of Jake's father quickly dealt with it left the writers questioning... now what? The rest of the season went down hill fast. We had been spoilt with good writing in season one and now we were left with what seemed like writers without a cause.

It wasn't until Episode 6 "Sedition" where we had a twist and the master mind of the attacks was revealed. Four days after the airing of that episode CBS broke the news that Jericho was not being renewed. From what I had seen from these six episodes I wasn't surprised.

The season finale Patriots and Tyrants was the highlight, it was almost enough to make me forget the other six episodes of the season. I greatly enjoyed the first season of Jericho it was enough to make me sit through six episodes of season two which focused on American politics.

Jericho could have gone in so many different directions, maybe if another plot line was followed it would have been renewed. It also seemed like the writers hadn't through beyond the bombs. The first season was had to follow and remains my favourite. But I'm glad that the writers had the grace to finish season two with a bang and some closure.




Review: Jericho: Patriots and Tyrants

Season 2 / Episode 7 / "Patriots and Tyrants"
"Jericho redeems itself in the 11th hour - a glimpse what Jericho should have been."
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I was worried about what to expect with the season two finale of Jericho. But I am extremely impressed with Jericho's final offering. They had the respect to lay Bonny to rest. Jake & Hawkins got themselves out of two very tight situations. It was excellent to be on the edge of`my seat not knowing if they were going to get through this or not.

If only the elements of this episode could have been reproduced throughout the second season, maybe it would have seen a third. To a degree I feel like this should have been the ending of season one and be done with. Overall I'm happy that Jericho has ended on such a high note. I kept watching because I really enjoyed the first season, they really lost touch there for a while. Here's to Jericho and everyone behind it.





Review: Underbelly: Wise Monkeys

Season 1 / Episode 7 / "Wise Monkeys"
"The ladies of the underworld..."
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Underbelly is starting to verge on low grade pornography. Even Chopper Reed was quoted this week saying that none of these real life gangsters were playboys. I'm sure the writers of Underbelly could have found other avenues to focus on to keep us watching.

This episode really seemed like filler focusing mostly on the ladies of the underworld. Who of course go where the money is and seem to cast a blind eye to where it comes from. Plus we can all tell where the relationship between Benji & Mrs Williams is going.

Look there also seems to be pattern forming, someone has to die every episode... The show needs to stick a little more to the facts, back down on the smut and tell the story as it was.




Review: Skins - Effy

Season 2 / Episode 7 / Effy
"An abstract modern day Romeo and Juliet."
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I never know what to expect from Skins. Each week we're exposed to something different. Its what makes this show so fresh. Its not another formula show.

Effy is able to deliver on promises and do the seemingly impossible - twice. At the core this week we had two stories about a love gone wrong and people's mistakes. But things seem to be back on track. Wasn't the normal in your face skins we've grown accustom to, but still a great episode.

Next week its Jal's turn to take centre stage and no doubt we'll be seeing a lot of Chris too.






Review: New Amsterdam: Keep the Change

Season 1 / Episode 5 / "Keep the Change"
"People close to you can always tell when you're holding back."
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With the ending of this episode we hit a topic which was in the forefront of my mind. Whenever someone gets close they can always see that you're holding something back, that something doesn't quite add up. Sure co-workers and people in everyday life don't see it. But someone you're intimate with someone and they want to know your every detail about your life - they will pick it.

That was really side story to the bigger issue here, John has had demons to deal with over the 400 years of his existence. Including 60 something children that he has to either abandon them or watch them die. That takes something out of a man.

Last week I made the comment that it was great to see a show have the two main characters who were meant to be together - get together. Maybe I spoke too soon. Maybe the show would end if that was too happen. But I haven't lost hope, this is an epic tale and I look forward to the next chapter.




News: Prison Break: Renewed for Fourth Season

News today that Prison Break has been renewed for a Fourth Season.

Everyone is left wondering where they will be breaking out of this time?

News: Jericho Axed Again - No Surprise

LOS ANGELES (AP) — "Jericho," the post-apocalyptic CBS drama whose devoted fans rallied to save it from cancellation, has met its end.

With complete lack of surprise the CBS broke the news yesterday that Jericho's run has come to an end... again. In line with my reviews over the past weeks it was clear that Jericho had lost touch with what high rating television shows should be.

Unfortunately I think this axing is well deserved. I hope all involved move on to bigger and better things.

Source: AP

Review: Movie: Black Sheep

"A Baaa grade horror. A Baaa grade comedy."
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There are more sheep in New Zealand than people. With this in mind I watched Black Sheep... I knew what to expect. In the foot steps of all things woolly, white & zombie.

I found myself pleasantly surprised, with likeable and believable characters this movie kept me watching while herds of zombie sheep chewed their way through the cast.

A tongue in cheek black comedy worth the watch if zombie sheep are up your alley.




Review: Jericho: Sedition

Season 2 / Episode 6 / "Sedition"

"A step in the right direction to returning Jericho to what it should have been."
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Finally some creative writing comes to the forefront and we have a twist! A shadow of its former self Jericho drags on. But this week we're reminded of what captured our imaginations in the first place.

The low point of this episode being Stanley's cardboard emotions when explaining why he killed Goetz.

The high point being the ending, like the first season we finally end with a twist!




Review: Jericho: Termination for Cause

Season 2 / Episode 5 / "Termination for a Cause"
"A predictable, unwitty script leaves actors paper like and emotionless."
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After the senseless killing of one of the most human characters on the show. The writers have the good vs evil stand off as the aftermath. The entire plot is predictable and the actors scripted reactions to the death of Bonny are laughable.

From the mole, to the use of family members as leverage, to the ending two scenes. Savy viewers see it all coming.

I'm afraid this is another nail in the coffin of Jericho.




Skins: Season 2 Episode 6 - Tony

"A complete mind twist. Don't think, just watch."


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This week's episode is centred around the recovering Tony, whose world is closer to getting back on track. But again is thrown into uproar at the sight of his ex-girlfriend Michelle and Sid together.

This episode is told from Tony's point of view, and displays how messed up he really is. The episode is well written and has you on a wild goose chase the entire episode. The episode has you questioning reality at every turn.

Points again for the good use of music through out the episode. Last weeks episode was a hard act to follow as I considered it the highlight of the season so far.




Review: New Amsterdam: Honor

Season 1 / Episode 4 / "Honor"
"The past & present find common ground."
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So many shows rely on the sexual tension between the two main characters. Mulder and Scully, Buffy & Angel, countless of couples over the years. Thankfully New Amsterdam is throwing that ideal to the wind. This does raise the question; could the show continue if John finds his true love?

Again with a beautiful mix of John's past and present we wade through a story of honour and how some things never change as the years pass. This complex mix of revealing John's past, witnessing a crime be solved and see Sara give in to John's charms, is brought to the screen almost effortlessly.

One of the strongest points of New Amsterdam is their ability to bring the past to life and still relate that to the present. This show becomes more captivating as the weeks go by. True excellence.




Review: Underbelly: Luv U 4 Eva

Season 1 / Episode 6 / "Luv U 4 Eva"
"Out with the old and in with the new."
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As predicted revenge is ordered for Mark Moran's killing and it's Dino who takes the fall. As we're introduced to another new face Benji we soon see the end of Dino.

This was another hour of captivating television. Everyone including the police are trying to piece together the parts of the puzzle that is the murder of Mark Moran. Underbelly is really consistent on the entertainment meter, so there really isn't anything really to report.

We'll see what unfolds next week.




Skins: Season 2 Episode 5 - Chris

"An hour of ups and downs as we go on a ride of self improvement by going outside your comfort zone."


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A welcome change of pace since the aftermath of Tony's season final accident. The episode has us following the travels of Chris & Jal. Who are on a quest to better themselves. Chris by making more of an effort & Jal by trying new things. Again through sheer brilliance we're thrown into the skins world. Chris has to be one of the most interesting characters who hasn't been highlighted enough throughout the past episodes.

We also saw the return of Cassie, the secret relationship of Michelle & Sid outed and the departure of Sketch as she attempts to turn Anwar into a Maxxie look alike.

This has been the highlight of the season so far. Pure excellence!




Review: New Amsterdam: Soldier`s Heart

Season 1 / Episode 3 / "Soldier's Heart"
"We discover more about John and end things with a twist of sour."
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This episode focused more on the crime than the life of John. Although, we did get a peek at one of his past career choices. We also saw John finally meet up with his possibly true love who will break John's curse. I'm glad that they didn't drag out this union for too long.

John's complete discloser when coming talking about his past is quite daring. I can almost foresee this is going to be a future storyline when his partner catches on. But having the ability to go back and let us discover John's past is a great asset for the show.

And again for the third or fourth time this season we're slapped in the face with a twist we didn't see coming. His true love is... married. Great television!




Review: New Amsterdam: Golden Boy

Season 1 / Episode 2 / "Golden Boy"
"Excellent, a close to flawless drama."
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The beauty of New Amsterdam is the endless opportunities in which the writers have. Normally writers are restricted to a single lifetime of a character - or the first quarter. With John they have so many lifetimes to explore. In a clever twist Omar is relieved to be John's son. We're also shown that he has had a daughter many years ago.

People enjoy reliving the past and New Amsterdam delivers a window into a world past. This helps us understand John's burning desirer to become mortal. Watching his love ones around him grow old and die is a heavy burden.

Completely swept up in the story and characters you forget you're watching a work of fiction. Beautiful storytelling, near flawless, New Amsterdam is fast becoming one of my favourite shows this year.




Review: Jericho: Oversight

Season 2 / Episode 4 / "Oversight"
"A jump the shark attempt to keep you watching..."
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A fresh idea for a show is falling apart with a poorly written storyline. Season one was a joy to watch with its twists and turns every episode, now it's a chore.

We end this episode with a jump the shark effort taking out one of the most original likeable characters in the series. With an act from Bonny that appears completely out of character she sacrifices herself in an attempt to keep the audience's attention. The thirty minutes before this is dry and not worth mentioning.

I hope the team behind Jericho can pull up out of this nose drive.




Review: New Amsterdam: Pilot

Season 1 / Episode 1 / "Pilot"
"Similar to Angel, but more human and less supernatural."
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So an the idea of an immortal New York homicide detective who is centuries old may have you feeling a sense of deja vu to Buffy's spinoff series Angel. Some aspects are defiantly on the same page. John even mentions Vampires in almost honour to his similar traits.

John displays the wisdom of his age and his open about his condition to the unknowing around him. Who just laugh it off as a odd sense of humour. He of course has one person in whom he entrusts with his secret - Omar York. The series has a lot of potential . The idea is far from original but from what I've seen so far I'm impressed.

I look forward to seeing how the series will pan out. Give it ago if you enjoy a good drama with a touch of supernatural.




Review: Underbelly: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Season 1 / Episode 5 / "The Good, The Bad, The Ugly"
"And another one bites the dust."
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Underbelly keeps you guessing. By the end of the second episode they had killed Alphonse Gangitano who I had tagged as the main character for the series. This week we see Mark Moran get similar treatment. The bad guys are killing each other off one by one.

The actor who plays Carl Williams does an excellent job of playing the dopey looking goal orientated gangster. But all of this killing and back stabbing is going to lead to distrust and poor judgement. Which will lead to great television.

Fifth episode in and they're still going strong. Two thumbs up.




Review: Sarah Connor Chronicles: What He Beheld

"Disappointing, no that's an understatement."
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No twist, no surprise, no creativity. An early end because of the writers strike is almost a welcomed gift. This episode ends with a scene that should be the climax with the FBI agents battling Kester in a hotel room. Clearly because of budget constants the entire FBI team are thrown into a pool as we watch from underneath. What a waste, Buffy Season 1 had a larger budget and that was just for Sarah Michelle Galler's make up.

Maybe if I wasn't a fan of the movies, maybe if I wasn't attaching the same expectations from the films I wouldn't be filled with such disappointment. Does James Cameron know what they have done to the image of his master piece?

Now for the real question, will Fox renew this poor excuse for entertainment in the name of making more money?




Review: Sarah Connor Chronicles: Vick`s Chip

Season 1 / Episode 7 / "Vick's Chip"
"I kept waiting for the show to redeem itself and I'm still waiting."
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I keep expecting to see the kind of Television that we all long for - a plot twist, something that we as viewers we don't see coming. But time and time again I'm left questioning if this is just an attempt by Fox to milk the Terminator franchise for more money.

The idea of Cameron turning bad or having an evil streak is a running theme through the episodes of late and a good one. But we're left watching these same old tired stories week after week.

All good story telling should be working up towards a climax. The Sarah Connor Chronicles feels like its going backwards. At least I can be thankful the next hour I watch maybe the last.




Skins: Season 2 Episode 4 - Michelle

Season 2 / Episode 4 / "Michelle"
"The acting and writing unsurpassed by any other teen drama. Beyond Amazing."
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This week we focus on Michelle who is attempting to deal with her boyfriend Tony's mental changes. She is now also dealing with the stress of moving home, into her Mother's new boyfriend new house. This also sees her meeting her new belated soon to be Sister-in-law. Who don't see eye to eye, but her friends adore.

We're reminded of the troubles teens face, with everyone having their own issues to deal with. A trip to the beach is a welcome change for the gang. Michelle later finds comfort in Sid.

With a perfect blend of drama, laughter, twists and turns another excellent episode!